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Remember, kids: Safety first, danger second!

You’ve been suddenly sucked into an RPG. What are your stats?

motherfuckinradicalapologist:

melodiousjustice:

steveandrews90:

aniki-tony:

kyoukinohana:

shokitty:

Mayra: Lv.45 Mime. Special trait: excellent sword skills.

I AM LINK(?)

Kira: Lv.39 Gambler. Special trait: rides a unicorn.

k…

Tony: Lv.16 Gypsy. Special trait: can summon rainbows.

I can summon 

L’Arc-en-Ciel

Stephen Andrews: Lv.37 Wizard. Special trait: can hack into any computer.

melodiousjustice: Lv.15 Berserker. Special trait: has ESP.

Awesome.

Zachary Spencer: Lv.92 Viking. Special trait: can fly.

FUCKING FEAR ME

Marc: Lv.85 Housewife. Special trait: can fling poop accurately.

(Source: kamalaophelia, via radicalapologist)

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